Chapter Seventeen: Kettle Girls
Tupa, the girl once known as Serafina, lay on the side of her body in great discomfort under the clear starlit desert sky. Cramp was setting in to her legs and arms and she moaned softly in pain, afraid to make her cries too loud for fear of what might happen. She rolled on to her belly and felt a little of the pain subside, but knew in just an ehn or so it would be back. She was hogtied now in a slave bow, her ankles crossed and tied and her wrists crossed and tied and then both sets of bindings brought together and tied. She wore, like all the slaves did at night time for warmth, a simple hooded djellaba, cut high upon her thighs. It was a loose cotton shirtdress, but in her case the hood was down and the hem had ridden up her thighs as she had struggled in her tight bondage.
She had been tied like this now for almost an ahn and the cramps and resulting pain were becoming unbearable. Try as she might, her wriggling to relieve the pressure of her limbs being contorted like this only succeeded in jingling the slave bells on her left ankle. And when the bells jingled once too often, a girl’s voice would hiss in the darkness close by, “be still, Tupa. You disturb us.”
Earlier that night she had served at a camp fire, until Javad Mohsen and his men had finished their ka-la-na and retired for the night. She knelt there, naked but for her silk veil and body jewellery, holding a goblet for wine for any man who might wish one. Although she had served each man equally, her eyes had been constantly drawn to her master, Javad Mohsen, and she watched him as he spoke and gestured in his conversation. This man owned her now. Tupa had never considered the possibility before that a man might one day own her, not in the abstract free companionship manner, where she would be expected to defer to a man in all things, but as a collared slave, legally his property in every respect. But now she did wear a collar and her thigh had been marked with a kef brand. What had begun a few days ago as a girlish lark to steal a bottle of ka-la-na had ultimately changed her life forever.
“I think I will have a woman,” said Javad with a yawn as he rose, stretching his arms. Tupa was still on her knees in nadu as he said that, and she gasped, leaning back on her calves. “A woman would be a good way to greet the dawn.”
He wanted a woman! She knew what that meant.
“Rise, Tupa,” said Javad. Tupa rose with a jingle of bells and trembled before the Sardaukar captain as his subordinate officers strolled away.
“I’m white silk…” she cried. “I don’t know what to do…”
“What to do?” Javad looked at her with a smile. “What to do where?”
“What to do… when, when… you… with me… take me… I mean…” The words came out as throaty gasps.
He was going to use her! Here, out on the desert sands! Tupa felt weak at the knees at just the thought of it. Her eyelashes fluttered, her lips trembled under the veil, and she placed her left hand to touch a naked, hennaed breast. She would not resist, of course, for resistance was futile now that she was his property. Probably best not to resist. Just let the beast touch her breasts and between her legs, if he must…
She swallowed, imagining how he might touch her between her legs. Such a beast! She hated him, of course!
Javad laughed and took hold of Tupa’s collar ring. With a casual twist of his hand he brought Tupa’s lips up close to his own, with only the thin gossamer silk of the ludicrous veil between them. “You want to share my bedding tonight, girl? Is that it? You have been oiling yourself all night with the thought of pleasing me?”
“No! No! I haven’t! I don’t think such things!” How could he possibly think such a thing! Oh, how she hated him, and the way he held her so close. “It never occurred to me!”
In truth, the thought had crossed Tupa’s mind throughout the evening as she had been made to kneel and serve the men. Kneeling before men and obeying their every order had made her feel… well, submissive. There, she had said it, she admitted it to herself. It had come as a terrible surprise to the girl. She had felt submissive! Shameful! Terrible possibilities had crossed her mind, involving Javad and her own body. She tried not to think of them, of course.
“Good. Just as well then, for I will be sending Talitha to my bed tonight.”
“Talitha?!” Tupa’s lips were so close to Javad’s own lips. Her soft breath made the tiny triangle of silk flutter slightly between them. He could kiss her if he just leaned forward another few inches! “Who… who is Talitha?”
“One of the kettle girls.”
“Oh!” Tupa licked her lips behind the thin wisp of silk. “You… you want a kettle girl?”
He wanted a kettle girl, instead of her?!
She felt angry now. A kettle girl?!
Instead of her?!
Of course, she didn’t actually want him to send her scurrying to his bed, bells jingling, but it was a grave insult that the thought hadn’t occurred to him anyway.
Something about the way she was being held firmly by her collar ring made Tupa excited and frustrated in equal measure. She pressed her thighs together where she stood, mere inches from his mouth. What would she do if he parted her veil and dared to kiss her? The thought was, well, unthinkable.
It must not happen!
“Talitha is very experienced with the hot passion of an experienced tribal women. She’s not some tight little girl from Tor who doesn’t want to admit she’s oiled and ready for use now,” said Javad.
“I am not oiled and ready for… oh!” She gasped suddenly as Javad’s hand reached between her legs, “Oh!” she gasped again, and then she wriggled in the grip of the collar ring as Javad discovered just how oiled and ready for use she actually was.
“My, you have been simmering nicely while you served, haven’t you, Tupa?” Javad traced the sign of the kef across Tupa’s left breast with the wetness of his fingers. Tupa’s breasts rose and fell with arousal as he touched her like that. “Time to put you to bed, I think. We secure all our girls during the night.”
“You’re returning me to my kurdah now?!” said Tupa with what was perhaps a trace of disappointment in her voice.
“Of course not,” said Javad with a laugh. “Slaves sleep out under the stars like the rest of us. And then he led Tupa by her collar ring to where a small group of kettle slaves lay. Each girl wore a hooded djellaba as sleep wear, each djellaba cut high on the thigh, denoting the wearer was a slave. Each girl also had her ankles crossed and tightly bound to prevent rising to her feet. They could of course gnaw at each other’s leather bindings with their teeth during the night, but, doing so would be foolish however, for in the middle of the desert where could a slave girl in a short djellaba, without water, possibly run to? The desert itself formed the walls of their cell.
“Why am I here?” asked Tupa as Javad picked up a brief djellaba and thrust it over her head and shoulders, pulling the shirtdress down about her upper thighs.
“Why shouldn’t you be here?” He picked up some binding fibre from a small pile of it and motioned to her to lie down. “Cross your ankles and extend them towards me.”
Tupa did as he said, but gazed anxiously at the three kettle girls who were looking at her with less than friendly expressions. They had seen her airs and graces as she had been led on a leash to the campfire of Javad Mohsen. “Well, these girls are clearly kettle slaves.”
“Indeed they are,” said Javad. He began to tie Tupa’s crossed ankles together.
“So it is not appropriate that I should be tethered with kettle girls,” said Tupa, her anxiety levels rising again.
“Oh?’ Javad rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “Have I perhaps misunderstood something? Are you perhaps a trained pleasure slave, well versed in the sensual arts of pleasing a man?”
“Of course not!” said Tupa as she felt the binding fibre tighten around her ankles. “Ow!”
“Did you then perhaps neglect to disclose your accredited training as a superb dancer?”
“I do not know how to dance,” said Tupa proudly. “Such things are clearly beneath me.”
“I see.” Javad nodded his understanding. “Are you then perhaps an artisan of some valuable craft or trade, bringing with you a value over and above your physical beauty?”
“I know something of the latest fashions in Tor,” said Tupa dismissively. “Ow! That is too tight! You don’t need so many knots!”
“Then what exactly is it that makes you so valuable, so special?” asked Javad as he finished securing his slave for the night. He lifted the hood of the djellaba over Tupa’s hair and smoothed the short hemline in place over her thighs to keep her warm as the temperature in the desert dropped.
“I am obviously a woman of privileged status. And if I must say it out loud, of considerable beauty. Some of these girls are really quite ordinary.”
The kettle girls close by began to bristle and snarl as they heard this from Tupa.
“You haven’t seen them at their best,” said Javad. “They are tired, unwashed, and have been working hard all night. When bathed and combed, some of them are easily your equal.”
“A ridiculous thing to suggest,” snapped Tupa. “They’re kettle girls.”
“As are you,” said Javad. His eyes grew stern. “What do you think a kettle girl is?”
Tupa stared at him in disbelief. “What?”
“You are a kettle girl, Tupa. You have no skills, no training. You can just about scrub pots and pans, I assume?”
“But…”
“So yes, you are a kettle girl, and you will be camped with the other kettle girls.”
The other kettle girls were smiling like predatory larls now, and, with their own ankles bound, crawling a little closer to Tupa as their master spoke.
“No! You can’t leave me here with them! Let me sleep in my kurdah! I want to sleep in my kurdah!”
“I think it will do you good and be instructive for you to sleep tied with the other kettle girls. Perhaps you will make some new friends. Good night, Tupa. I go now to find the lovely, long legged kettle girl, called Talitha, to warm me tonight.”
“Wait! Come back!” Tupa tried to rise but couldn’t, with her ankles crossed and bound. Within moments the other three girls had surrounded her in the darkness.
“Greetings, slave,” said one of them. She snarled and showed her teeth, making Tupa shrink back in alarm. “We heard everything.”
“Leave me alone!” shrieked Tupa as she felt hands grasp hold of her and thrust her onto her belly. She began to scream for help, and as she did so, the camp suddenly sprang into action. Warriors who had already retired for the night and were half asleep, now jumped to their feet and drew weapons in a flash. Torches were thrust into smouldering campfires to produce light as the fifty or so Sardaukar instinctively did what warriors do when an alarm is raised – they made ready to receive an attack.
“What is going on!” snarled Javad as he ran over to where Tupa was screaming for help. “Are we under attack?”
“These girls took hold of me!” cried Tupa. “They abused me!”
“What?! You raised the camp alarm for THAT?!” In the campfire light that remained, Tupa could see a look of fury cross the man’s face. “Stupid girl! You have roused all my men from their sleep!” He uncoiled a whip from his belt. “You do NOT call out an alarm unless you see we are about to be attacked! I do NOT care what goes on between slaves. I leave kajirae to manage themselves. If you EVER sound the alarm again for no reason at all, I will tie you by your wrists and ankles and leave you here in the desert to die slowly of exposure and thirst! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!’
“Please, Master, la kajira,” wept Tupa as he saw him uncoil his whip fully. “Mercy! La kajira!”
But there was no mercy. Javad whipped Tupa as she lay on the sand and by the time he was finished she was promising she would never cry out for help ever again.
“I do not want to hear from you again, tonight! Perhaps I wasted my money on you! Perhaps the metal worker was right.” And then Javad Mohsen strode away, back to the arms and kisses of his kettle girl for the night.
“Stupid slave,” hissed one of the other kettle girls. Tupa felt their hands return and she felt them tie her wrists behind her back and then bring her wrists and ankles together behind her back in a slave bow. She then lay there on the sand, the hood of her djellaba thrown back in the scuffle, and the hem rucked up about her hips. “You can lie there like that until you are ready to tell us you are a kettle girl, and the lowest of the kettle girls in this coffle,” snarled the desert girl as she bared her teeth inches from Tupa’s face. “Say anything other than that, and we will torment you all night with sharp sticks!”
And so Tupa lay there in mounting discomfort that soon turned to burning agony. She was the daughter of a warrior and so hated the thought of submitting to these kettle slaves, but as the cramps set in and the pain began, Tupa found it unbearable. Sometime after the first ahn of being tied in a slave bow she spoke softly, but urgently to the kettle girls who lay close by.
“I’m a kettle girl, Mistress!” she sobbed.
“Who is a kettle girl?” came the reply.
“Tupa. I am Tupa! Tupa is a kettle girl! The lowest of kettle girls! Please untie me, Mistress! Please!”
She heard the sound of three girls laughing between themselves. “Should we untie her, Ella?” asked one.
“I suppose. She will need to work in the morning. Her lessons will begin then. Do you beg to work hard in the morning, Tupa? Do you beg the duties of a kettle girl?”
“Yes, Mistress, yes! Please put me to work!”
The girls laughed again, but then Tupa felt them untie the binding fibre that pulled her wrists and ankles together, and then her wrists too were freed.
“In the morning you shall milk the verr. It will be the first kettle girl skill you learn, Tupa. Out here in the desert the verr need to be milked. You will be careful not to waste any of the precious milk, or you will be beaten. My name is Ella. The other two girls are Kala and Vika. We are your chain sisters. We are a coffle together. Girls in a coffle look after one another, even stupid, clumsy, arrogant kettle slaves such as you.”
“Ow!” Tupa yelped as Ella pinched the flesh of her thigh between two strong fingers, leaving a rapidly swelling bruise.
“You are a stupid girl, Tupa, who knows nothing. We will even have to teach you to milk a verr.” The other girls laughed at that, for milking a verr was a simple thing that all tribal girls were taught at the age of five. “You will be taught to churn butter. You will be taught to make and serve tea for the men. You will be taught to stitch and mend garments. You have much to learn. We will teach you. And you will call each of us ‘mistress’ until we say otherwise. Until the morning, then, pretty little kettle slave.”
It'll be difficult not to do a lot of copy and paste from this story :-)
ReplyDeleteTal all,
ReplyDeleteOne frustrated Tupa learning her place in life. Has she considered yet that her family may not want her back?
The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover
I don't think she's thinking that far ahead at the moment, Mistress. She's somewhat living hour by hour at the moment...
DeleteTal Donna,
DeleteI think we can be pretty certain her family will not take her back.
If she were your daughter, would you?
Javad has used a key principle I followed before I dated and then married Buttercup.
The prettiest girl was not very skilled in bed and she often thought she was doinng you a big favour.
Whereas a less attractive was far more willing, expetoenced and skilful in bed because she was much, much more grateful for your attention.
As a Wiltshire man once wisely said to me.....
'We would all like to f××k Miss Gorgeous but Miss Available is always more willing.
Afterall, they all have the same thing between their legs don't they'
David of Abertawe
Tal Daffyd,
DeleteI am not sure if I would take my daughter back. There is obviously the maternal worry about your child, could I keep her as a slave? I do not know.
Donna
Yes, Mistress, it is a difficult thing to weigh up. On Gor of course it is normal for a family to expect their daughter to submit in some fashion to a man when the daughter comes of age - though this is usually through the respectable tradition of free companionship. A daughter can then form the basis for a mutually advantageous contract with another family and she can provide much needed grand children. A family is therefore expecting a daughter to pass on to a man's 'responsibility' at some point.
DeleteIn the event that a daughter falls to the collar and brand, the family would probably feel that she is then ruined for freedom, and the kindest thing for her would be to leave her as a slave. This is especially true if she has shown slave like behaviour while branded and collared. How could she ever go back to living gas a free woman? It would be unthinkable. It would be very difficult for the family to buy and keep her as a slave in their own house, because she would be a constant reminder of the disgrace she brought onto herself, and on to her family. This is why families often make the hard decision to not buy their daughter and allow her instead to wear another man's collar, often in another city, where the shame will be distant.
Tal Donna,
ReplyDeleteI think you would have to sell your daughter and ensure she was sent far away if she disgraced you as Tupa has to her House.
The 'urt (sic) you would feel as a mother would be less than the shame to your good name within polite Kentish nobility.
Look at Cassandra. She hates Emma because Bryn loves and bred his children with a 'mere' pleasure slave.
If Marik reaches adulthood before Bryn dies then he is head of the famiy (L. Pater Familias. Welsh, Pen Teulu) on Bryn's death.
Cassandra would defer to a pleasure slave's son and a slave girl that
Jacinta would NEVER allow her aunt run the rule over ever again.
I suspect the twins would free Emma as soon as Bryn died, even if Bryn has not lehally arranged this as he hi ted in 'Ubara of Gor'
Emma could then dine as a free women and mother of the lead family male at the feast hall table, drinking ka la na from the same brand of long stemmed glass as Cassandra, should Cassie be present.
Imagine the shame, the snide comments from other free women of high caste, the rolling eyes, the sneers... the Chloes, shannons et al would have a fir
field day and Cassandra be powerless and would HATE it.
So my advice to someone who looks up to Cassandra as the epitomy of Gorean female taste and refinement....sell any daughter shamed in your eyes by slavery.
If she looked like Chloe's artwork or Emma's Sunny photo then I have a few spare copper tarsks to relieve you and your good name of such a weighty burden.
Xxx
Dafydd o Abertawe
Tal Dafydd,
ReplyDeleteActually my work on Gor takes me out into the countryside the vast majority of the time, so keeping my daughter would not be a problem wrt to others. As she has been educated and can read and write I could use her as a scribe, the difficulty would come in her relationship with other slave girls and would I be seen to enforce the same level of discipline on her or would I be far harsher?
The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover
It would probably be very bad for coffle discipline if you didn't enforce the same degree of discipline on a collared daughter, Mistress, especially if one or another of your other girls shows she merits say, being first girl, and you undermined her authority when it came to your enslaved daughter 'acting up' because of her relation to you. But of course it would be your decision as with all things.
DeleteTal Emma,
DeleteHopefully I would keep my daughter under the same level of discipline as the other slaves, but even if I beat her, they would always say "Lady Donna beat us harder than you, because you're her daughter."
Anyway the problem will not arise for another 10 years or so.
The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover
Yes it is the same with parents who coach the team their son/daughter plays in.
ReplyDeleteThe coaching parent always has to be seen to be tougher on their child's errors than those committed by other players.
Plus where would 'pen' your daughter. With the other girls? Nightmare scenario....she'd get bullied all the time and your First Girl would surely have a few reasons to get her own back too on a former free woman/Mistress.
I suppose it is like former police officers who end up in prison...everyone gets in on the bullying act as revenge is a sweet dish served cold.
Give it a go, should the siuation arise , and please remember a willing buyer for fine sla e flesh on the other side of this land should you want such a wayward slut of a daughter out of place and out of mind.
XXX
Dafydd o Abertawe
Tal all,
ReplyDeleteTupa must be terribly disappointed at this point, realising she isn't going be kept as a trophy slave. Silly girl! Being a kettle and mat girl will teach her some humility and begin to wear down her will to resist. She rightly fears the whip, but was very naive thinking she could treat the other kettle girls with contempt. The other kettle girls have certainly shown they aren't going to tolerate any crap from her.
Tupa is definitely a disgrace to the honour of House Shahzad and her parents likely will conveniently fail to recognize her if their paths were to cross again. Since when did self-indulgent Tupa ever consider the family honour?
Tupa might be Javad's first Kajira, but he seems to have some insight into the way to break down a haughty, spoiled high born former free woman.
Tal Mick,
DeleteI suspect Javad will use of mixture of sexual rejection, the bullying tactics of the kettle and mat girls who wont tolerate any crap from little Miss Haughty, the threat of the whip and even giving her to a subordinate to 'use' at night.
This combined with tough work beneath a desert sun will make very willing to please when summoned from nadu to furs.
Dafydd o Abertawe
Javad understands the psychology of mastering new slaves. As you all rightly surmise, he knows how to prepare little Tupa for a life of submissive bondage. :)
DeleteThe cruelty of a Master! To withdraw his attention! A beautiful kajira such as this girl deserves to be pampered.
DeleteIt is almost as if this whole system is designed just to please Men.
elaina
I know, elaina, how horrible it must be to not get your own way, even in slavery. Poor Tupa. Why can't her master understand just how special she is. :)
DeleteTal Emma!
DeletePoor Tupa? Poor me, me, me.... This girl must admit she is quite spoilt herself.
elaina
Tal all,
DeleteI think Javad will use Tupa first himself and then perhaps pass her round. He would not want to pay all that money for a white silk girl and then hand her over to someone else for them to deflower.
The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover
Tal elaina,
DeleteYour name seems familiar. Have we seen you here in the comments previously?
Tal Master,
DeleteThis girl has posted here and there over the course of time. For the most part I have not signed the posts. In response to this erotic tale these last few days I have been lamenting over the tortuous burning in my slave belly, some of these post were signed.
elaina
Well, I'm really pleased there's another Kajira commenting on the stories. It's usually just free men and women. I feel outnumbered! :)
DeleteSo happy to serve in a coffle with you Emma.
DeleteElaina
When we have a couple more kajirae here, chain sis, we can do that kajirae thing where we all gossip and whisper together as a coffle when the free men and women aren't paying too much attention. :)
DeleteGood luck girls, with escaping the notice of eagle eyed and always attentive Lady Donna ;)
DeleteOn the other hand, I admit I do get distracted by the comely wenches who are on about their chores.
Oh no, Master! We would never dare sit around gossiping, looking idle, when free women are nearby! Free women have eyes like hawks! They always seem to be watching us, even when they’re not actually watching us. And they all have switches hanging from their belts. No, Master, you’d see us being very attentive and demure at those times.
DeleteTal Emma,
DeleteThat is why I never Free Companioned .....I dont want some jealous free woman lashing Buttercup out of some childish and envious rage.....
I paid good money for her and over the last 29 years together (25 as my First Girl) she has brought me much pleasure and cost me a fortune in cosmetics, perfumes, hair dressing, Earth acceptable clothing when outside the house, Gorean 'clothing' for the bedroom, fake fur bedding for my couch, ka la na (she even worms her way for me to buy the white stuff which I rarely drink)...and that awful sickly Baileys......yuk....
I cant complain she gave me two fine sons....and taught them Welsh from the day they were born.
She is a first language Welsh speaker so has earned her block price and her keep over the years I feel.
Very good with laundry and ironing too....doesnt sulk when I spend Saturday evening with Welsh Sword Brothers at a local paga tavern run by a Mr Wetherspoons....and when my English Sword Brothers visit it is all day at the paga tavern...
She takes us to and collects us from the tavern by drawn waggon too without a sulk. I really struck gold with her.
So like Bryn....why let free woman ruin your life?
As in 'My Fair Lady' when Rex Harrison sang....
'Why cant a Free woman be more like a FREE MAN?????'
Xxx
Dafydd o Abertawe
Tal Chloe,
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to say well done, especially on Tupa's facial expressions. They seem both subtle and revealing of what she is feeling and thinking.
Thank you master :)
DeleteI was going for a range of mixed emotions :)
Tal all,
ReplyDeleteSo what do we think will happen tomorrow?
Tupa's deflowering, or at least a hard day's work under supervision of the more experienced slave girls?
Or are we back in Tor with Daan's planned abduction of Aleah?
Or does Reyhan sense that her youngest daughter was lying and gets the truth out of her?
The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover
Tal Donna,
DeleteI believe Javad will let Tupa simmer a while longer and become more needy. He has plenty of kettle girls to choose from in the meantime. My feeling is the next chapter is set back in Tor.
Tal Mick,
DeleteKeeping a slave girl at simmer is key to making her fall in love with you. He can make himself her Love Master if he rrains her properly.
Javad needs to use her but keep her feelings amd emotions on the boil for as long as possible.
Once her belly is fully fired and stoked like a furnace it is then and only then that he should allow her a destructive slave orgasm that will reduce her to a sobbing heap warmed kajira flesh.
She will never forget the experience and long for his touch for the rest of the time that he owns her.
In time even just a slight caress or even an interested look from her Master should be enough for an experienced slave girl to burn, oil and even climax.
Tupa is a cerylong way off from this at bur with right training she could become an exquisite beauty worth well above her initial block price.
Good wishes to all
Dafydd o Abertawe
Well, tomorrow's chapter is entitled 'Aleah Sasani' if that is any help. Thursday's is entitled 'Al-Quada-a-Dhum'.
DeleteHow many chapters in total?
ReplyDeleteDafydd
Tomorrow's chapter marks the halfway point, Master, of the story, as the setting shifts to the desert regions. Not necessarily exactly half in terms of chapter numbering, but if you think in terms of approximately 40 chapters you won't be far wrong.
DeleteGood grief Emma,
DeleteThis is a mammoth task it really is.
My grateful thanks. I think at this point you deserve a box of baklava and a bottle of ka la na from each free person reader to inspire you and reward you for your efforts on our behalf.
Dont eat/drink it allat once as you will pile the weight on and Bryn will be less than happy.
What a Scribe of the Sardar you are....
Xxx
Dafydd
Thank you, Master. I did buy a box of Waitrose baklava for Easter and have had a few choice pieces from it over the last few days. It's a terrible temptation to scoff the lot but I've been restraining myself to just a piece or two each day with strong dark coffee. There are a LOT of calories in baklava, sadly.
DeleteI drink Asda own Strength 6....we dont have Waitrose in the South Wales Valleys .....but there is an M and S in Merthyr of all places.
ReplyDeleteWaitrose only in wealthier areas Cowbridge, Cardiff and Abergavenny.
Average Welsh household income is only 25k and the valleys are worse off the Waitrose demographic is too small in my area.
Enjoy the baklava... neither of my sons has offered any Easter Egg leftovers but I try not to each chocolate anyway.
Buttercup loves it, she is like you with baklava... no willpower whatsoever.
Xxx
Dafydd 'Dim Waitrose yma' :-(
Dafydd No Waitrose here. .