Tuesday, 31 December 2019

Happy New Year from the Kurii


The Kurii of the Steel Worlds want to wish you pathetic Terran cattle a happy new year, and welcome you into the new decade of the twenties in which we will subjugate your polluted, filthy planet and make it ours.


First the United States of America.

Then Europe.

And then the rest of the world that matters.

The Priest Kings are weak.

They can no longer protect you.

No one can protect you.

Your planet is ours.

Bow down now before your true Masters before it is too late.  

We have won.

6 comments:

  1. Tal Kurii,

    Get lost, Britons will never be slaves. I like eating meat, are you tender as venison?

    The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover

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    1. We know where you live, woman.

      Our patience is legendary

      Our appetites are never sated.

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  2. Tal Beast,

    You fail to understand the British People.

    I would suggest that you read about the Siege of Londonderry in 1690 and their patriotic "No Surrender, or Sir Winston Churchill's speech to Parliament in 1940 when he said "We will never surrender", so crawl off back to your Steel Worlds.

    I look forward to eating roast Kur marinated in red Ka-la-da on the sea front,

    The Kind and Gentle Lady Donna of Dover

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  3. Ouch Donna....touchy ...touchy .
    ..

    But yes the Kurri can do one....

    As you say

    'With heart and hand and sword and shield we'll guard our halls and walls'

    Gerald de Barri wrote of a meeting between Henry II and an old soothsayer/wise man/ cunning man in late C12th Wales.....

    The old man said at the end of time on the Day of Judgement the only people who would give an account of life in all of Wales would be the Welsh themselves.


    Kurri Agents......listen carefully I will say this only once

    YMA O HYD....

    We are still here and are not going to give up our lands, homes and halls or 1st girls and love slaves to ANYONE

    Dafydd o Abertawe

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  4. Thank you, masters and mistress. I am sure the Kurii are having second thoughts now, at least so far as regards the United Kingdom.

    They smell of wet dog by the way when it rains. Did I ever mention that? ;)

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  5. They reek!

    So never owned one ever...

    Slept with many 2 legged ones though....different species I think?

    I am more of a cat man. ..cannot beat a soft pussy for comfort.

    Dafydd

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